Welcome To Purl Gurl Net



Purl Gurl Net operates directly out of our home providing content at three megabits per second!

Here you will find Purl Gurl Net subscribers offering a wide range of topics and pages about many different interests, ranging from classic rock and roll to classic Corvette Mako Sharks, along with dozens of other interests!

Callgirl

Amazing Perl scripts! Chat with Roberta The Remarkable Robot, so life like, she is often accused of actually being human! Poker, Blackjack and many other entertaining programs found nowhere on the internet but here. You will also enjoy Chahta Chat, the most kick ass chat line ever written. Lots of science fictions stories, causerie along with plenty to look at! Callgirl features hundreds of classic rock midi files performed and recorded live! This is one of the most entertaining websites found!

Choctaw

Chahta Okla! Chahta Yakni! Chahta Okpulot Taha! Learn the basics of Purl Gurl's native tongue, Chahta! An easy introduction to common terms and phrases in the Choctaw Language. You will be speaking Choctaw in a matter of minutes! Includes live audio recordings and easy-to-read lessons. A Choctaw / English Dictionary is being developed but will take three to five years to finish. Some abstracts are available.

Godzilla

Billyray! Handsome, well educated, well spoken and really wild, even when wearing his tuxedo! Learn about building a five-hundred horsepower classic Corvette Mako Shark! As if that isn't enough, a complete and extensive section on restoring a 1956 Chevrolet 3/4 ton Napco four wheel drive truck, which includes a nice guide, with photographs, on tricking out a Dana transfer case to twin stick shifting! For you gals, well, if you look, you will be pleased with hidden cookies. James Bond can't hold a candle to Billyray! Personally, I am thinking about auctioning him off on Ebay; he is worth a mint! Might be something there for you boys, as well!

Naughty Nostalgia Music!

Naughty Music! New for October, 2005, high quality music, circa 1929 - 1933, presented in high quality WAV files. These are very tame compared to today's music! Nonetheless, fun and good for a laugh! Slip on your Flapper Dress, slip on your Zoot Suit and enjoy! Mae West rocks my socks off! (adult content)

Purl Gurl

Lots of Perl programming language tips, tricks and scripts! Learn here what Perl Purists consider to be heresy! Write programs others tell you cannot be written! If you love Perl, you will love this site! Purl Gurl is, truthfully, the most well known Perl programmer in the Perl community.

Sexism Spoof

Sexism Spoof! A growing collection of spoofs on sexism. Boys, if you have a typical fragile masculine ego, you will NOT like these pages! Don't visit lest you leave there in anger! Girls, you will simply love these pages! Banana Biagra! Man-Thing! Woman-Thing! All will cause you to grin, if not laugh! (adult content)

Stock Market Trading

Stock Picks and Tips! New for 2007, discussions, opinions, stock trading tips, stock scam alerts and much more, including a bit of humor! I have been trading stocks for twenty years, most of my friends as well. Here you will read very good suggestions for profitable stock trading and will read many warnings and lessons about how to avoid losing money in the stock markets. My average success rate for picking profitable stocks is eighty percent, which is very acceptable.

Apache Documentation
Perl Documentation

A complete reference library for Apache Webservers and for Perl Programming. Anything and everything about Apache and Perl along with links to others references. Sissified Geeks love these pages.

Both features include nice search engines for documentation, all local to Purl Gurl Net.

Purl Gurl Net Statistics

Detailed statistics for Purl Gurl Net. Lots of statistics for those of a curious nature!

Hacker Attacks On Purl Gurl Net

Graphical charts displaying current hacker attacks on Purl Gurl Net! Most interesting. Are you one of these lame brain hackers?